Only in New York

Below is a link to a website full of snippets of conversations that New Yorkers hear other New Yorkers say. I have to admit, this is what we sound like.

http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

Here are a couple to give you a flavor:


Drunk girl: Sometimes, when I look at myself through the microscope of cold, hard objectivity, I think to myself, "God, you are awesome!"
--47th & 9th

Guy: I mean, eating your own cum is one thing, but eating it on a pizza four hours later? I should probably keep my voice down...
--43rd & 8th

Teen girl #1: What's a "fortnight"?
Teen girl #2: It's British for "ten days"; like, "I'll be gone for a fortnight."
Teen girl #1: Oh yeah, that makes total sense.
--LaGuardia